All occasions

We had a Christmas Party recently with our friends. Everyone brought nibblies or foods around, which was great. As is often the case at these things, some people left the food they brought behind. One of the things left behind was a box of cheeses, there was so much food at the party that it hadn't been opened. On the front of the box, the name of the cheeses was displayed, it was:

All Occasions Cheeses

ALL OCCASIONS?!?!?!

I think not you monkeys!!!

What about the Annual Conference for Lactose Intolerant People. Or a meeting of Turophobics Anonymous, (I had to look up Google to discover that Turophobia was a fear of cheese).

Perhaps I would be happier if they re-named their product 'Most Occasions Cheeses', or 'Some Occasions Cheeses,' perhaps even went all out and called it 'Cheeses for Occasions'. Perhaps not as catchy, but certainly more accurate, as I have just proposed two examples of occasions where it would not be suitable.